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May 15

graceebooks:

men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy

what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need

(via jeremy-ruiner)

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chelsdamelsp:

Asking the real questions

(via imthepizzaman)

May 14

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• me: on tumblr
• me: clicks video
• me: please be fuckin youtube

• someone: why do you celebrate Christmas if you're not religious
• me: why do you celebrate your birthday if your parents wish you'd never been born

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• plot twist: nbc cancels itself

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jdomenic:

maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 of it and shoved it into your personality

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(Source: robsunshiner, via doctorwho)

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(Source: its-a-spiderbaby, via istoleatimelordtoseetheuniverse)

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told

(via queen-daisy-of-the-insane)